hey there! welcome to seasidehill, a small corner of the internet. before continuing on, there's a few things you should know:

the webmaster of this site is an an adult! while no content will be outright explicit, please be aware and curate your experience.

this site was made with firefox and a screen resolution of 2560 x 1440 - screens smaller than 1366 x 768 may struggle!

uses javascript, iframes, gifs and other moving pieces.

NOT MOBILE FRIENDLY! ... at the moment. please view on desktop.

if all this sounds good to you, continue on to the next stage!